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 Post subject: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:53 am 
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The rules are simple:
I make a D&D related wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish.

For Example:
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I wish I only rolled 20's
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Granted, but you only roll 20's on a d100.
I wish my rogue's sneak attack damage was more.
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Granted, but you are surrounded permanently by a bright light, unable to hide again.
I wish my character was taller.

If a wish is uncorruptable, there are two courses of action: corrupt it anyways, or answer the wish with "not granted".

As a reminder, make sure you both corrupt a wish and make a wish.

Also...

I wish for 3 buckets of gold.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:04 am 
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Granted, enjoy your three buckets of gold paint, hope its useful.

I wish for a bottle of port.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:08 am 
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Granted, although it appears that someone forgot to cork it when it was bottled. 347 years ago.

I wish I could cast a spell to move mountains.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:12 am 
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JamMastaJ wrote:
Granted, although it appears that someone forgot to cork it when it was bottled. 347 years ago.

I wish I could cast a spell to move mountains.

Granted, your now stuck underneath a mountain of manure.

I wish to be on a tropical island w/ a supermodel.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:15 am 
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Granted, sadly she hasn't aged well, enjoy her 98th birthday, you dog you!

I wish I could speak draconic.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:17 am 
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Granted, but nobody else can.

I wish I could visit the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders' locker room

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:19 am 
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MrCrim wrote:
Granted, sadly she hasn't aged well, enjoy her 98th birthday, you dog you!

I wish I could speak draconic.


Granted, you can now speak Draconic, and with an excellent accent as well. Unfortunately, you cannot understand Draconic, and have no idea what you're saying. Pray it's not offensive.

I wish I could fly like an eagle.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:20 am 
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MadDrMark wrote:
Granted, but nobody else can.

I wish I could visit the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders' locker room


Granted, you can visit the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders' locker room. But only when nobody else is there.

I wish I had a million halfling servants at my beck and call.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:23 am 
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Granted but they've unionized and are taking you for all your worth.

I wish the sky was pink


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:38 am 
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MrCrim wrote:
Granted but they've unionized and are taking you for all your worth.

I wish the sky was pink


Granted but- WHY DID YOU DO THIS.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Now we must all listen to Pink all day long. EVERYWHERE.


I wish I had the strength of 10 Titans!


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