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Skibybadoowap
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Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:49 pm
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 Corrupt-A-Wish The rules are simple: I make a D&D related wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish. For Example: Quote: I wish I only rolled 20's Quote: Granted, but you only roll 20's on a d100. I wish my rogue's sneak attack damage was more. Quote: Granted, but you are surrounded permanently by a bright light, unable to hide again.
I wish my character was taller. If a wish is uncorruptable, there are two courses of action: corrupt it anyways, or answer the wish with "not granted". As a reminder, make sure you both corrupt a wish and make a wish. Also... I wish for 3 buckets of gold.
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MrCrim
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:14 am
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Granted, enjoy your three buckets of gold paint, hope its useful.
I wish for a bottle of port.
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JamMastaJ
Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 8:44 am
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Granted, although it appears that someone forgot to cork it when it was bottled. 347 years ago.
I wish I could cast a spell to move mountains.
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LeoricX
Joined: Fri May 02, 2008 9:05 am
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish JamMastaJ wrote: Granted, although it appears that someone forgot to cork it when it was bottled. 347 years ago.
I wish I could cast a spell to move mountains. Granted, your now stuck underneath a mountain of manure. I wish to be on a tropical island w/ a supermodel.
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MrCrim
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:14 am
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Granted, sadly she hasn't aged well, enjoy her 98th birthday, you dog you!
I wish I could speak draconic.
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MadDrMark
Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 8:06 am
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Location: Philadelphia, PA, USA
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Granted, but nobody else can.
I wish I could visit the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders' locker room
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JamMastaJ
Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 8:44 am
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish MrCrim wrote: Granted, sadly she hasn't aged well, enjoy her 98th birthday, you dog you!
I wish I could speak draconic. Granted, you can now speak Draconic, and with an excellent accent as well. Unfortunately, you cannot understand Draconic, and have no idea what you're saying. Pray it's not offensive. I wish I could fly like an eagle.
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JamMastaJ
Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 8:44 am
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish MadDrMark wrote: Granted, but nobody else can.
I wish I could visit the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders' locker room Granted, you can visit the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders' locker room. But only when nobody else is there. I wish I had a million halfling servants at my beck and call.
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MrCrim
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:14 am
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Granted but they've unionized and are taking you for all your worth.
I wish the sky was pink
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JamMastaJ
Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 8:44 am
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish MrCrim wrote: Granted but they've unionized and are taking you for all your worth.
I wish the sky was pink Granted but- WHY DID YOU DO THIS. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Now we must all listen to Pink all day long. EVERYWHERE. I wish I had the strength of 10 Titans!
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